Girlfriend: So, were you able to explain our relationship to Dad?
Boyfriend: Yes—maybe not directly, but I definitely tried to hint at it.
Girlfriend: What did you say?
Boyfriend: I told him, “She’s a very good girl. When I think about her, I can’t sleep at night.”
Girlfriend: And what did Dad say?
Boyfriend: He said that if I want, I can join for one of his night-duty posts. 😄
